Because I've been freaking fantastic. Yes! Christmas is nearly upon us. For those of you in the UK, it's already upon you! For those of you in Japan, how was it? I've been looking around the interwebs for good holiday-related content to post, and besides my in-depth look into the secrets of Santa on my MySpace page, really all you need to get into the holiday spirit is yet another good look at the "N64 Kid."

Happy Holidays, everyone.

More than once have I wondered, "Is Santa technically part of the Wildman kingdom, or is he merely some sort of evolved water spirit?" Did the Snow Queen evolve from folklore, or late 13th-century shamanistic society? Are Bigfoot and Yetis really related? Naturally, I go to Cryptomundo for the answers, and their artist friend Jeffrey Vallance has drawn a diagram to help the rest of us out.
So among that list of things to do with my future (currently imaginary) children, just barely underneath building them a splendifferous mech walker costume for Halloween, would be reading them IVOR DESTROYS THE CITY: a pop-up book, by Lindsay J. Haynes. The moral of this story, children, is to live as far away from yetis as possible.

Now that the holidays are almost upon us and winter break is finally setting in, what's on your to-do list before the dreaded clutch of school reaches in at you again? Here's mine:
  • Mo' Programming (Shhh, it's a secret!)
  • Level 50+ on Disgaea DS (Should take another 20+ hours)
  • Finish my art portfolio for school
  • Finish reading Joseph Heller's Catch-22
  • Draw more
  • Draw LOTS more
  • Record music
  • Listen to more Girugamesh.
That is all. EDIT: If you have trouble figuring out what to do with your spare time, try this.
Winter Break #778027
Ahh... finally. The weather is colder, Yuletime is nearly upon us, and I'm off school 'till next month. It's a good time to... continue blogging! First off, I was rummaging through the PvP archive, and would like to remind you all that Rowlf.... Rowlf was like Muppet-Jesus.
- go to Hell, Houston."
That's right, lads! NASA's Urine Recycler is finally operational! Who's ready to take the first sip?